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    Patient " I keep having this dream that I am a tailpipe, what does it mean"

    Doctor "Your exhausted....."

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    I began reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen.

    I can feel it.

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    I've been having eating troubles recently so I went to the doctor.

    I said, "Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm just not hungry anymore. I haven't had a bite in weeks."

    So he bit me.
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    John: "My Wife thinks I'm too nosy"

    Ron: "How do you know?"

    John: "She wrote it in her diary.........."

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    Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
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    The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.

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    My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the earth to prove it was flat. In the end he came around

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    Book Club Best Sellers:

    50 yards to the outhouse by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont

    Under the bandstand by I Seymour Butts

    Yellow River by I. P. Freely

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    Never use your GPS going to a cemetery.
    No one wants to hear "You have reached your final destination".

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    Next time your wifeís slams you with her elbow, at the funeral, tell her you werenít sleeping. Then tell her you were just practicing for death.
    Iím in Therapy......Playing with these lights is cheaper than a psychiatrist

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