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    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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    The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.

    After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area.

    Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.

    The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself.

    But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top, which he had promised his wife.

    So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.

    But, alas, Andy refused.

    He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."

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    My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory. I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

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    I thought I had discovered a new color...

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    Cable TV guy was on my street and asked me what time it was.

    I said sometime between noon and 5!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattpenner View Post
    Cable TV guy was on my street and asked me what time it was.

    I said sometime between noon and 5!

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    I worked as a Lumber Jack in the woods. I couldn't hack it so they gave me the axe.

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    If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock... now thatís humerus !


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    I tried working in a muffler shop. It was exhausting.

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